Hunter pence funny scouting report

Hunter Andrew Pence born April 13, , [1] [2] nicknamed " The Reverend ", [3] is an American former professional baseball right fielder and designated hitter. Pence made his major league debut in He is a four time All-Star and was a member of the and World Series championship teams with the Giants. Despite missing 15 of UTA's 30 Southland Conference games the following year due to an injury at mid-season, he was still named the Southland Conference player of the year, leading the league with a. Pence was drafted by the Milwaukee Brewers in the 40th round of the Major League Baseball Draft , but did not sign. That year, the 'Cats defeated the Brooklyn Cyclones in the first round, but lost to the Mahoning Valley Scrappers in the league championship.

Nothing Pence does on the baseball field looks smooth. He swings like a gangly teenager trying to imitate great hitters of the s in a Wiffleball game. Runs like a rotary phone thrown into a running clothes dryer. Throws like an effete Frenchman throwing a bookcase uphill. Swings a bat like his elbows are stapled to his knees and his underwear is pulled over his head. Pence showed he has a sense of humor about his strange style in the hilarious video above. His mode of transport became famous when his scooter went missing from outside a nearby restaurant.

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The Giants won And in doing so, likely marches in an very awkward form. Pence, not wanting to deal with San Francisco traffic, famously ordered a custom scooter which allows him to leave the ballpark and get home in a reasonable amount of time. The scooter became so popular that multiple San Francisco Giants teammates decided to order their own, though few ride it as proudly as the outfielder as we found out yesterday. With local San Francisco news covering the game, a reporter was in the midst of a live report when a man came driving by on a scooter.