Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information. Mushrooms are the most virtuous of fungi I didn't like the fungi at first, But then it grew on me. What do you call bacteria that likes to party? A fungi.
Q: Why did the Mushroom get invited to all the Halloween parties? A: A mushroom! Q: Did you hear the joke about the fungus? A: I could tell it to you, but it might need time to grow on you!
Q: Why did the Fungi leave the party? A: There wasn't mushroom. Q: Why did the Mushroom get invited to all the parties?